HOT statistician ROLES with Fforde Management
Yes, that's right. They are now advertising applied statistician jobs using porn spam terms.
Let's see what else is in here (snipped):
I’m touching [touching] base to inform you of the great opportunities that Fforde Management is currently working on [and working out, you buff statistician, you], as you wanted to be kept updated on new Statistician roles. Here are a few of the roles we have — [do statisticians have roles? I thought actors had roles and statisticians had jobs] pass this information along to someone you know who is looking.
Sr. Statistician office-based in (RTP) N.C. with a great CRO. PERM JOB (Competitive salary & great benefit package) 5 YRS PLUS in clinical trials.
Statistician with PK-PD experience for an office-based global CRO located in (RTP) N.C. PERM JOB (Competitive salary & great benefit package) 4 YRS PLUS in clinical trials.
Statistician with 3 YRS PLUS in Clinical trials for (PERM) Office-based in NJ working with one of the largest Pharma’s in the world. (Competitive salary & great benefit package)
Presumably, if I was a hot prospect, I'd understand this. RTP is probably Research Triangle Park, PERM JOB is free hair styling, but what's CRO? According to Acronym Finder, this is "Chemical Release Observation", which I guess makes sense for a pharma job, but "office-based global CRO" sounds like people fart a lot after lunch.
Note this firm is not looking for just anybody who's a standard deviate. They are selective:
**Please note that Fforde Management does not have any roles for anyone outside of the Pharma realm or who has less than 3 YRS experience working in the clinical trial industry.