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Friday, October 31, 2008

Schroedinger plays cards

>> I don't like it when people draw cards from the draw pile out of turn.

> Why does it matter? The deck is shuffled, so all the cards have an equal probability of being anywhere in the deck.

>> Yeah, but the top two cards were supposed to be mine. It's, like, pre-determined.

> If anyone takes two cards off the deck that you should have taken, just think of it as they were predetermined to do so.

>> My friend Schroedinger used to say things like that, and then his cat ended up dead.

> It did?

>> Well, not until he peeked.

(from rec.humor.funny)