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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Quote of the Day: Carlin

Today's post is just a homage to George Carlin (i.e. blantantly stolen, but with affection):

There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mail carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail?