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Monday, April 26, 2010

Another theory on the Somali pirates

Ever wonder why a few years ago we suddenly started hearing about the Somali pirates? Where did they come from?  Now, thanks to investigative work by comedian Andy Borowitz, we know:
"The pirate, who said he earned a bonus of $48 million in dubloons last year, elaborated on the nature of the Somalis' work for Goldman, explaining that the pirates forcibly attacked ships that Goldman had already shorted."

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