A: a rabbit with 3 legs
Q: What tastes like chicken but has an extra drumstick?
A: The Rugby World Cup
Q: Where's a good place to go to get away from chess players?
A: The best chess player of all time
Q: What title was bestowed on the winner of the match between Mr. Rolex and Mr. Piaget?
A: The Sodium Opening (1. Na3)
Q: Which chess opening is most likely to raise blood pressure?