Colonel Sanders died and went up to heaven. There, he discovers that God is really a giant chicken. He has to justify his life, or fry for all eternity.
“I did my best, for all my life, to get people all over the world to love you and serve you, and serve you not just on Sunday but all through the week.”
Because of this love of the use, Sanders got a special spot in heaven. Quick thinking helped, too.
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