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Friday, November 20, 2015

My new antiterrorism plan

Foreign terrorists should just register on the new website, TerroristCare.gov -- I think the same people who did the wildly successful Obamacare website are working on it now!  

Terrorists who are already in the country should register with their local police, just like sex offenders. You'll be able to look at a map and see how many registered terrorists live near you. Not to worry!  

For own homegrown mass shooters, we'll require 48 hours notice before any mass shooting so schools, malls, dorms, etc. can be evacuated beforehand.