No resolutions for 2009

For a while I was doing decently with New Year's resolutions. But in 2007 I didn't get them done. I carried over the same resolutions to 2008, with the same result. So, I'm skipping 2009.

At least mine didn't turn out as bad as these:

Good joke: Last Year's Journal Entries

Sample:

February: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. I really tried, but those bottles wouldn't fit in the typewriter!

March: Exciting success! I finished the jigsaw puzzle I got for Christmas after only three-and-a-half months -- even the box said "2-4 years"!