I'm completely stealing this one from a posting in alt.fan.cecil-adams:
Peter Boulding wrote:
> Karen Hughes, the last of George W Bush's appointees from his Texas
> days, has announced her resignation from the post of Undersecretary
> of State for Public Diplomacy. This was a job, she said, "focused on
> changing foreigners' perceptions about America".
> (As long as no other parameters are specified) Ms Hughes can be said
> to have been spectacularly successful.