Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke, "Profiles of The Future", 1961 (Clarke's third law)
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from conspiracy.
Peter Boulding, internet post, 2008, re curious handling of the Ivins anthrax case.
[I received a comment that Peter was probably quoting Terry Pratchett; I haven't verified this, but it certainly sounds Prachett-like. Wikipedia quotes something very similar as Grey's law. This spot says it's Riddell's Law]
The picture above shows the perils of automated translation software. Or maybe it's an anti-Chinese conspiracy.