It's a miracle!

“ In this new version of the bible, Jesus asks the lepers what health care plan they're on before he cures them.”

 That’s a commenter named “Tim” on a NYTime blog.

This allows me to understand one of the great mysteries of the Bible.  There are a LOT of miracles in the Bible, but none now. That’s because with the death of Jesus and the original apostles, the health care plan shifted to the Roman Catholic Church and miracle providers were no longer covered.