The New York Times’ motto is “All the news that’s fit to print”. But really, did they need to cover the story of this man in Hoquiam, Washington?
HOQUIAM, Wash. (AP) — Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.